Quotes

[12:07pm] trader1> u have the enhancer up?
[12:07pm] • Netty he wishes he had the enhancer up
[12:07pm] trader1> i bet she says -i cant find it


but he missed the point, even with the enhancer... she still can't find it

[21:16] Trader1: u have to try this enhancer i found today
[21:16] Trader1: ts good
[21:16] Briansmurph: penis enhancer? nah im lrg enuff thanks anyway m8
[21:16] Trader1: unless u have it i techi
[21:16] Trader1: pmfsl
[21:16] * Briansmurph falls over laughin
[21:16] Trader1: gas an awsome bass boost
[21:16] Lexie: woah, brian wants a penis?
[21:16] Lexie: urm, enlargment
[21:16] Lexie: XD
[21:17] Briansmurph: kool

Now we know what to get him for his birthday

.:23·26·07:. <@mum> i think if i do im gonna have to do it upstairs lol on big un

woman needs the "big un" ..... any one up to the job?
pmsl

[20:01] i have twiddled a bit with it but dont know me way round it


........ gotta love that woman makes me pmsl

.:00·00·57:. <@mum> mickster
.:00·01·00:. <@mum> all yours lol
.:00·01·02:. <&Netty> lmao hope mickster's ready
.:00·01·20:. <~mickster> always "ready"
.:00·01·28:. <@mum> oooer
.:00·01·31:. <@mum> so now what
.:00·02·13:. <~mickster> is it going up?
.:00·02·45:. <@mum> yes

whats goin on there i wonder? *wink wink*
hehehehe

.:00·37·50:. * +Toasted_Sandwich_Maker doesn't want to get eaten under the table by onexbox

onexbox.... didnt know u were into that kinda stuff........ eww

.:00·44·58:. <&Casper> yeah all weight nowadays size doesnt matter no more

but do the old fashioned ones see it that way? hmmmm

.:15·43·02:. <@lexie> OMG im going to go watch sex
.:15·43·03:. <@lexie> i cant wait

no comment

[12:06pm] lexie> nuh but i like that particular dong, its good
[12:06pm] lexie> song too
[12:06pm] `izzy> dong lol
[12:06pm] Laura> dong lmao
[12:06pm] lexie> my dingalong on my donggggg
[12:07pm] Netty> QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!

Do i even need to make a comment?

[20:39] (ghetto_queen): when i first came here
[20:39] (ghetto_queen): i was so slow


from the united karaoke machine herself hehehe


trader1

[01:48pm] mayway> i want to f**k a girl
[01:48pm] * mayway (GatewayX@CA7C282A.84D70EEB.8A3F2FB1.IP) was kicked by Giggles (Unallowed word/phrase - f**k)
[01:50pm] Grenadeguy> i want to have sex with a girl
[01:50pm] Netty> then i suggest you shut the computer down, and go find you one
[01:52pm] Grenadeguy> nice but i was just cing if i could say that since the other person got kicked out for saying f**k
[01:52pm] * Grenadeguy (GatewayX@8EAC9671.BB5CAFA2.73850703.IP) was kicked by Giggles (Unallowed word/phrase - f**k)
[01:52pm] Netty> roflmao what a dumbass

Guess learning by example is not in this ones plans

<&onexbox> [_]3 what you say lunch is on me tomorrow?
<@[_]3> o.O
<@[_]3> Free lunch?
<&onexbox> yeah
<@[_]3> Where? lol
<~Laura> boxy being GENEROUS?
<&onexbox> i dunno
<~Laura> -quotes it-
<~Laura> xD
<@[_]3> Yeah, lol, this vaguely confuses me too >.>
<&onexbox> i don't really hang around there much
<@[_]3> He's going to kill me cause he's a serial killer >.>
<&onexbox> hahahahaha
<&onexbox> damn he knows
<&onexbox> jk
<~Laura> i gonna put iton the forum
<~Laura> xD
<@[_]3> lol
<~Laura> then tell netty XD
<@[_]3> I'm up for free lunch I suppose.
<@[_]3> Just confused as to why xD
<&onexbox> lol


okay i know this was in my room buttt i had to quote it because BOXY is being generous :O never in my life would i see that ^-^

[14:26:46] (Netty): musta played to hard this morning and forgot
[14:27:02] (mum): heheh
[14:27:08] (Casper): stroke more gently then
[14:27:12] (Netty): sad part is won't even drinking
[14:27:20] (Netty): O.o

[01:58pm] wazzo> what do i have to do to get on mum
[01:59pm] mum> ask Casper
[01:59pm] mum> lol
[01:59pm] Casper> get on Mum OOO what am i your pimp
[02:03pm] mum> i think mick did him last night lol
[02:03pm] mum> ermmmmmmmmmmmm
[02:03pm] mum> oh i give up
[02:03pm] THistle_Thorns> ¯¯¯º [£]àuGhz [O]u+ [L]oÙÐ º¯¯¯
[02:03pm] wazzo> netty did


What exactly happens when i'm at work?

[08:48am] INNOCENT> any girls with big bobs
[08:48am] INNOCENT> *boobs



This is what southerners call a Freudian Slip or *you GOOFED*

[02:24pm] Casper> http://www.directtvs.co.uk/asp/versions.asp?rewrite=Sony_Bravia_KDL40S2530U_40_inch_HD_Ready_LCD_TV_KDL40S2530U&pagetype=version&page= << TV i have decided on if still in stock if i get my cash next week
[02:25pm] Casper> i wanted something BIG so it could show my cock at its full potential LOL
[02:26pm] Netty> huh scuse me i got something to do
[02:26pm] Casper> havent you seen my huge cock?
[02:26pm] BrianSmurph> no thank god
[02:26pm] Casper> awwww
[02:26pm] Netty> nope but did see your biggums


Throws in a $10'r on that TV .. waits to see the forementioned up close

[01:20pm] * mum plays ping pong
[01:20pm] Matrix_Coder> O_O
[01:20pm] Matrix_Coder> thatsa new name for it lol
[01:20pm] mum> ermmmmmmm


caught at it again, boy she's a busy critter

[10:02pm] * mickster is off to eat and play with winkie.. the one eyed wonder yak..
[10:04pm] Netty> hold that for me
[10:05pm] CJ> well, jiggle it a lil too
[10:05pm] CJ> low and to the left
[10:05pm] CJ> hehe


used to be a running joke to get Mick to crack up on mic, well he paid me back big time on this one!! laughed so hard had to close the mic down!!!

.:21·01·32:. <&Casper> ppft had to turn off the porn AGAIN

gotta hate that eh

.:21·05·32:. <@Briansmurph> tomorrow i get me tv WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
.:21·05·36:. <@Briansmurph> cannae wait fer it!!!!!!!!!!!
.:21·05·44:. <&Casper> me either till i get mine
.:21·05·49:. <@Briansmurph> LCD porn!!! wooooop
.:21·05·50:. <@Briansmurph> <.<
.:21·05·54:. <@Briansmurph> jk
.:21·06·11:. <&Casper> will be like your there
.:21·06·16:. <@mum> i am there
.:21·06·17:. <@Chris> o.O
.:21·06·19:. <@Briansmurph> O.O

mum.... what u do in the privacy of ur own room while chattin is NOT FOR PUBLIC DISPLAY!!!!!! hehehe

[11:46am] Mystical_Blue> it appears drives me mad disappears then shows its ugly head again


erm

* mickster breaths hard... Sabladowah blows away
[21:19] pft, i got lecture already, doctor is such a hardarse, just like you Mick
[21:20] * Sabladowah blows off of mick's lap
[21:20] well take the hint
[21:20] we care bout u

Just.... ?

[12:16pm] lexie> i pressed thing then thing to quick
[12:16pm] Netty> thing?
[12:16pm] Netty> WE TOLD YOU NO playing with your thingy while you dj'd
[12:17pm] Netty> 0.o
[12:17pm] mum> O.O
[12:17pm] lexie> im not playing with my "thingy" right now
[12:17pm] mum> hehe
[12:17pm] Netty> roflmao


THE MYSTERY BUFFER has been Found out Finally!!!

[04:46pm] Travis_Bickle> lol
[04:46pm] * mum bites Travis_Bickle's left one
[04:46pm] Travis_Bickle> haha
[04:47pm] mum> cheek


Ouch!!!

mickster> BLT... lots of mayo.. yak butter.. bacon crispy and no salmonella tomatos
mickster> wait
Netty> damn ..had it right down to the yak butter ... brb gotta chase one down
mickster> hold it
* Netty holding it ..
Netty> ok move about a bit
Netty> Oooooooooops ..
Netty> hell maybe i'm the one that needs help
mickster> damn it forgot
mickster> but was funny
Netty> aww
Netty> ok quickly type /clear ... so that quote disappears
mickster> that u need help.. no way
Netty> phewwwwww thats all you got out of it ...